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Happy Holidays

✖ THE MALL

Ⅰ. THE REASON FOR THE SEASON
Boy, wasn’t November exciting? How about those Black Friday deals, huh? Hope you’ve had fun camping out in furniture stores! You can of course continue to bunk there, but the High Temple is also open to all Travelers again this month if you’d rather sleep there. Don’t forget to stock up on items that could fit inside your Traveler bag - this is the perfect time to get that fancy moisturizer you’ve been missing, some books, or maybe a copy of the hot new video game Bonestorm!

As December rolls in, you’ll notice that there’s even MORE holiday cheer to be found! Pressing in on all sides of you! Suffocating you! Or maybe you’re one of those people who just lives for carols and huge plastic evergreens decked out in tinsel and lights, in which case you’re going to be thrilled!

There are indeed plenty of those aforementioned trees throughout the mall, alongside wire and light reindeer, glowing stars, and oversized novelty gift boxes. If you have keen eyes you’ll notice that hidden throughout the mall are dozens of small, creepy elves with dead vacant eyes. They don’t do anything. They just… watch.

Who on earth could they be reporting to?

Ⅱ. HE SEES YOU WHEN YOU’RE SLEEPING

At the center of the mall concourse there is now a miniature village set up, themed entirely in ice and snow and candy. At the center of this plastic paradise is a lavishly decorated chair, and in front of it a camera. At times marked clearly on a schedule at the village gate you can wait in line behind a red velvet rope for your turn to see him.

Who? Well. That depends.

In many worlds, there is a benevolent figure who appears in December, bearing gifts for all the good children. Santa is the most likely person you’ll find sitting on that big chair, ho-ho-hoing and looking as kind and jolly as any creature possibly could.

Maybe you’re from somewhere without a Santa Claus, but with some other equivalent. In that case, you might see what you’re familiar with instead!

Regardless of his exact form, the figure who beckons you to sit beside him has only one concern: have you been nice?

Niceness is subjective, but if you’ve managed it you will be rewarded. With a twinkle in his eye, the Non-Denominational Mall Figure will reach into his magic bag and pull out a gift, JUST for you! What could it be?!

Oh, and don’t forget to smile for the photo! You may pick it up in half an hour once it is developed.

But if you’ve been naughty, or if you sneak over to that chair during the OFF hours? In that case there will be a cracking noise and the sudden overwhelming scent of rank goat.

“Better luck next year,” the Non-Denominational Mall Figure says sadly, his eyes trained on something over your shoulder. Turn your head and you’ll see that your naughtiness has attracted another holiday staple: Krampus.

Yes, this hairy, horned devil carries chains and bitch rods, the latter of which he uses to whip the everloving shit out of you if he catches you. You’ll have to outrun him long enough that he gets bored, or find some other way to distract him or pay him off. Maybe there’s a German market set up in the mall somewhere where you could get Krampus to do a Smorgasvein with you?

Notes:
1. This month if your character has been nice, they may receive ONE special item! They may only receive this gift once - multiple attempts to see the Non-Denominational Mall Figure will result in Krampus appearing instead.

The special item you may pick for your character can be one of the following:

- one animal companion. This animal can travel with your character from island to island from now on. The only stipulation is that it must be able to fit comfortably on the ferryboat. If your animal is too large, your character can instead get a mini version!

- one carriable item from your character’s homeland. In the case of weapons, this must be something that is not game breaking in terms of power level. (ie: yes, you can get a gun, no you can’t get a gun that explodes the sun.)

- a collection of holiday candies, all of which have magical healing properties.

2. You determine if your character’s actions put them on the Naughty or Nice list

Ⅲ. WINTER WONDERLAND
As you wander through the mall you will notice that amongst all the holiday decorations a large area on the first floor that was closed last month is now lit up and has a welcome sign standing outside. Whatever could it be?

Perhaps a bigger and better Orange Julius?

No silly! It's an indoor ice skating rink. And as if that isn't cool enough - get it? Cool? - it would seem that for the whole month skate rentals are free. So go on, slap on a pair of skates and take a whirl around the ice rink! Show everyone your fancy moves or just try not to fall on your ass.

Don't feel like skating? That's okay, there are dorky performances happening at noon and 5pm where a group of people dressed up as holiday creatures will skate around in formation and do tricks.

If you’re more mature, at 8pm there's a live jazz band that will play music for the skaters.

There’s plenty of beverages and foods to be sampled from the holiday kiosks that have popped up close to the rink.

Notes:
1. This is a public ice rink so you will have to share space with people, so if you plan on throwing out a triple lutz or whatever then you might want to make sure you don't hit or slice into anyone with your skates.

Ⅳ. ALL I WANT IS YOU
Cheerful generic holiday music fills the hall as the Christmas celebration hits full swing with a slightly panicked glee. The same rotation of a dozen different carols cycles through, one after the other, hour after hour. There are only a few refuges from the mind numbing music through the mall - that one New Age import shop that hasn’t changed its world music CD in a decade, and Spicy Subject which only plays pop punk covers of carols. Even the bathrooms aren’t safe from that rise and fall of notes that let you know a certain diva is going to tell you that you’re all she wants for Christmas.

Just as the hundredth iteration of the song is about to drive you mad, there’s a tremendous crash. A twenty foot tall Christmas tree that had once been suspended in the middle of the food court has crushed the Pizza Corner and taken out the power source for half the Mall’s sound system in one go. A caped figure escapes along the rafters that once supported the tree in a cloud of heavy fragrance. He pauses only once to bow as banner unfurls. Crude letters have been painted over a previous black Friday announcement: You have been warned: The Phantom!

The crowd begins to murmur and huddle in groups, and if you get nosy there are plenty of rumors. A teen from one of the ear piercing boutiques mentions a ghost story about a Luxuriate employee who got in a terrible accident while mixing bath bombs on site that rendered him permanently aromatic and with a permanent splitting headache that would have killed a lesser person. An older man from the Hotdog Hut pipes up that he disappeared into the labyrinth of hidden hallways that allow employees to navigate the mall for restocking and avoiding the overly aggressive salespeople. Every year the Phantom emerges in an attempt to banish the sky high notes of that ever popular Christmas carol, and every year the people who run the mall put it back in rotation.

Even after the incident with the choir.

A mother with two small children who are more puffy coat than person hushes the hotdog seller. It’s all nonsense of course. Some kind of interactive theater to drive up sales before the holidays. The looks that pass between the other employees, and the signs that the poor twenty-something postgrad working at Pizza Corner might have been crushed say otherwise.

So does the pungent waft of multifloral scent that starts to stalk you through the mall. Apparently, someone’s formed a crush, or are you giving him a terrible headache? What is it about you that you do better than anyone that might be appreciated by this deeply eccentric murder? Or what makes you the most annoying? Either way, it might be good to keep your hand at the level of your eyes because you’re about to be whisked away to the depths of the Mall into the Phantom’s lair.

Notes:
1. The Phantom is now more archetype than human. Killing him will probably not solve the issue, but it will make you smell like you’ve been eating bath bombs and drinking essential oils until New Year. Which could be fun.

2. Alternatively, if you agree with him about the music, you can always agree to team up to take out the rest of the sound system.

3. The Phantom has an excellent tenor voice. Just, you know, in case you were wondering.

Come on Jessica, come on Tori! Let's go to the mall, you won't be sorry!

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III (A) - Wishing To Skate
The ice rink. When the new area of the mall had opened, this had been the last thing David had expected to see when he came to explore. Which of course had been two hours ago. Two hours ago that he'd arrived, wrapped up warm in a sweater and leather coat, and moved to lean up against the outer wall. Two full hours where David hadn't moved, but rather looked longingly out onto the ice, his eyes flashing to wherever someone might spin or jump or show off some momentary flash of beautiful skill.

Two hours of standing here, utterly enraptured and envious, his arms crossed over his chest and his hands clenching tightly at the sleeves of his coat. Which of course meant that his fingers ached a bit at the joints, but he couldn't let up.

Maybe someone should shake him out of his meditative revere.

III (B) - Jazz Stylings
Live jazz music were all the words that one needed to say to get David to show up somewhere at a given time if he wasn't working. Strangely this was true even with christmas music being the focus. David himself had found a nice bench to sit down on, a warm cup of coffee in his hands with a cinnamon roll on a plate in his lap.

When someone approached he looked up at them and smiled.

"Join me for some music?"

V - Slumber Party Open to everyone, but any positive CR would have been invited
It was a strange thing to plan this, but here it was. A thought that had occurred to him when passing time with Carter, and during his time snuggling up with his friend for safety at night. This mall, though, it felt more menacing in some ways than other islands were. Maybe David was just not a fan of malls, maybe he was paranoid, maybe it was that the mannequins were creepy and there had been the Black Friday zombie whatever, and everything else. And sometimes there was comfort in knowing you weren't alone at night.

Or maybe that was only comforting to David.

Still, the desire remained in him, and so David set to work one evening in one of the furniture stores, one that he'd been staying in until now. An area was prepared with all the best chairs for curling up in, or smaller ones that could be pushed together to make a sort of high sided bed. Scattered among it after some hard work were couches with all their back cushions pulled off. Those cushions ended up either in piles on the floor, or laid out in a row to serve as a thrown together bed. Blankets and other pillows were fathered together to serve as sleeping supplies. And once all of that was done, David nodded to himself.

Then he sent out messages to anyone he knew, suggesting the area as an option for those who didn't want to stay at the Temple, or were freaked out about sleeping alone. Chances were no one would join him for the idea of a sleep over, but hey, he would take it anyway. Especially since he'd 'liberated' some snacks from various stores. Who said everyone needed to sleep? Sometimes you just wanted someone awake watching your back.

"There," he said as he flopped down on a couch. "Let's see what happens next."

Sephiroth knows of ice skating, but he's never actually observed it, and he's certainly never done it himself. Like anything unfamiliar, it bears at least some investigation, but he did not expect to see David just standing there watching.

"...have they run out of skates?"

David was so enraptured that he actually flinched at the nearby voice. He twisted to look at Sephiroth, a touch shocked. As quickly as he could he tried to shake off the shock to instead regard Sephiroth.

"Why, you looking to skate?"

Sephiroth notices the startle response, but assumes it's just that David didn't notice his approach, and... well, he's Sephiroth.

"No. I assumed you would be."

Yes, it's definitely Sephiroth there. But David really had been enraptured, quite a bit.

"I can't skate," he answered quite readily as he stands up straighter to consider the other guy. "Not anymore."

Sephiroth looks him over as though that's going to explain it.

"An injury?"

David Alleyne | OTA

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