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polymods ([personal profile] polymods) wrote in [community profile] polylogs2021-09-01 03:51 pm

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POLYMYTHOS: THE CARNIVAL

âś– THE CARNIVAL


â… . ARRIVAL & THE TEMPLE
You can read all about your character's arrival in the game lore.
You can see the lights of the Ferris wheel from the water, and by the time you pull into port you can smell popcorn, cotton candy, grease, sawdust. Music drifts on the air, interspersed with screams from the rides.

The carnival is in town.

Not just any carnival, either - the carnival. The one to end all others. Every circus you ever read about or saw in a movie, with striped tents filled with acrobats and sideshows, midway games complete with carnival barkers in straw boater hats. But it's also every shitty fair that ever rolled through your hometown, with unreliable looking men with greasy mullets smoking as they jockey the Wild Mouse, the Gravitron, the Zipper, the Corkscrew. There's a constant stream of 80s hair metal playing underneath the roar of the rollercoaster tracks, blending somehow with the traditional piping organ of the carousel.

Experienced Travelers will know by now that every island has its own temple, and this one is no exception. It’s not in the carnival proper, though; if you step away from the lights of the midway and tents, you’ll notice dozens of old wooden circus trailers, arranged in a circle, growing tighter together the closer to the center you walk. The trailers are functional living places, with built in beds - sometimes one, sometimes two - and a small table and an old wood burning stove with a cooking top just big enough to boil a kettle on. There’s a toilet, but if you want a shower you’ll have to go outside and find a tent set up at the outskirts of the makeshift trailer park where there are tent showers set up, locker room style.

The clearing in the middle of the parked caravan is completely empty except for a solitary midway game: a towering high striker. It must be at least twenty feet tall, surmounted by a round, red bell. A wooden mallet is leaned against a sign next to the game that reads, predictably, TEST YOUR STRENGTH.

Step right up.

Notes:
1. Please remember to mark threads appropriately with Content Warnings when necessary.

2. These prompts are a jumping off point - how they affect your character and their development is up to you.

3. The island temple is accessible to all. The High Temple is only accessible to new characters this month - it will re-open to all others next month.

4. The Test your Strength game can be played by anyone. How well your character does is entirely up to you, but the game does not necessarily measure physical strength.

5. These residents of the island are normal humans. Killing them is possible and will affect the colour grading of your Scrywatch depending on the situation.

6. Any food found on the midway is safe to eat, and is consumable by non-human entities.

7. Have fun!



â…ˇ. HALL OF MIRRORS
When it comes to amusements, the Hall of Mirrors has always been second-fiddle to the Haunted House. But the line for the former was shorter, so here you are. The guy working the door has weasel eyes and is smoking. He gestures for you and whoever is behind you to enter together; "No singles. For safety."

The lights are a dull neon, cycling from deep blue to cyan to purple and back again. You find that your outstretched fingers will bump against smooth, clear glass as often as not. The mirrors reflect the maze back into itself over and over, disorienting and strange.

Some of the mirrors are convex, some concave, and as you pass them your reflection warps and bends alongside that of whoever you're stuck inside the maze with.

At some point you will realise that the reflection looking back at you isn't quite right. It's still you, sure, but it's not how you really look, not on the outside.

Looking back at you from the cold glass is how you perceive yourself. Perhaps that's stronger, perhaps uglier, perhaps as a sniveling child or an ancient hag. And this reflection is going to follow you from mirror to mirror as you desperately try to find your way out.

One of you spots an exit sign, bleeding red light. Only catch is that it's behind a pane of glass. And another. And another. You could break your way through all of them, certainly, but it's not as if there's anything laying around for you to use to do so. Just yourself, which might work in action movies but tends to cause a lot of physical damage in the real world.

Above the glass someone has placed a sticker that reads, “who are you really?” in black sharpie. Answer it, and the glass will swing open. Don't, and well...

Guess you'll have several years worth of bad luck.

Notes:
1. Yes, characters can bash their way out of the maze, but it is real glass and will cut anyone who isn’t invulnerable. There is a first aid station run by extremely unreliable carneys on the premises, so hopefully they can patch themselves up enough there.



â…˘. THE CAROUSEL
CW: childhood trauma
Old fashioned organ music and a million flashing lights draws you to the carousel. It's a vintage delight: huge, with ornate animals carved out of wood and lovingly hand painted. There are horses, of course, but also lions and leopards and birds and rabbits and wolves... any animal you could want! In fact, you'll see an animal that looks perfectly YOU. You just have to climb up on it for a ride.


Settled on your mount, the ride begins to move. To your surprise, it begins to move backwards. You can't seem to ungrip the pole you're hanging on to, so you're helpless to escape as the ride spins again and again.

When it stops and you step off, you will be younger. You will in fact be the same age you were when a formative event happened to you.

You're a kid at a carnival! How fun! Well, maybe you're not that young, and it's probably not very fun at all considering that now your trauma is fresh.

The only way to become your proper age again is to get on the carousel and get it to run forward. Depending on your age, you might not be able to figure any of that out, but surely one of the other Travelers can help you. You'll definitely need someone to man the carousel controls. Oh, and be careful not to knock it into overdrive...

Notes:
1. If your character does not get back on the carousel and ride it in reverse, they will revert to their actual ages at the end of the month.

2. Please be especially mindful of content warnings with underage characters. A reminder that the game does not allow explicit sexual content with minors.

3. You do not have to regress your character to childhood - if a very formative event happened at age 20 for example, you can choose that route instead.

4. Speeding up the carousel while it is moving forward will result in, you guessed it, aging your character UP. Obviously you can ride it backwards again to fix this, or again the aging will be reversed at the end of the month.



â…Ł. COULROPHOBIA
CW: clowns, suffocation
Who can possibly resist the big top? Not you! You're ushered into the tent and you take a seat in the stands, where you have an excellent view of the huge ring before you. The excitement in the air is palpable, and even if you're the grouchy type you'll find yourself a little bit thrilled.

It's a little surprising when the lights go up to the sound of screaming guitars. Mist belches from hidden foggers, and flames shoot from near the center of the ring. The lights stutter red, blue, green. The whole thing is a lot more rock show than it is Ringling Brother's.

At any rate, even if the ringmaster looks like a reject from a trailer park metal band and the music is liable to burst some eardrums, it's still a circus. There are trained horses and riders, contortionists, and a score of talented trapeze artists. It's all sparkling and impressive and terrific fun.

The trapeze artists take their bows, clearly ready for a break. And if a break is needed at the circus? You know what happens next, don't you?

SEND IN THE CLOWNS!

The clowns spill into the ring, all sorts of them! There's Harlequin and Pierrot, Auguste and Tramp. There's Bozos and Ronalds and Clarabelles and Krustys. Hopefully no Gacys, but there's so many of them that it's hard to know for sure.

One of these clowns - the one you hate the most, of course - approaches you in the stands. With comically exaggerated movements, it leans close to you and whispers...

Well. It whispers horrible things to you, really. It recounts to you some instance in your life where you delighted in the suffering of another, a moment where you really and truly were happy that somebody else was hurt. It's not a moment to be proud of, for sure, but as the clown tells your own secret shameful joy to you, you start to laugh. Really laugh - soon you're bent over double, tears running down your face, absolutely howling with laughter.

Your stomach hurts, and you're running out of breath. Very soon you won't be able to breathe at all.

Eventually, one of your fellow travelers won't be able to resist asking you, "What's so funny?"

The only way to stop laughing is to tell them. Otherwise you're going to pass out right where you sit, a creepy clown leering over you the whole time. Maybe your fellow traveler will be nice enough to drag you out of there if that happens, because if you're left alone? Everybody knows clowns get so much scarier alone in the dark.

Notes:
1. What happens if you really do get ditched with the clowns? Great question. Maybe they make you one of them. Maybe they eat you. Maybe you just wake up in the Big Top dressing room and see all the clowns smoking cigars and taking their floppy shoes off to film Clown Foot Erotica.

It wouldn't be a party without some jams.


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unkindled_madness: (teen - surprise)

[personal profile] unkindled_madness 2021-09-03 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
[He has absolutely no intention of grabbing her, or touching her in any way. If she moves within reach he'll actually step back.]

Oh.

[He's never seen the moon, and he doesn't know how you respond to compliments like that. But she does seem interested and he's sort of proud of it.]

I've... been growing it out, a while.
gravity_grrl: (sweet)

[personal profile] gravity_grrl 2021-09-03 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
"Omg that ferryman, now there's a guy that takes his job too seriously." Roxy says with a snort. "I asked him if he had any cigarettes and he just told me to 'depart his vessel'."

She inhales deeply as they get closer to the fried food stand, "S'not rude at all. I'm originally from San Antonio, Texas but I was recently living in La Jolla, California."

Roxy looks at the menu and then at Olivia, "Damn it all sounds good. What should we split? Fried Oreo, a pretzel and maybe a pair of churros?"
santalamuerte: [Commisioned icon/ please do not take] https://commiss.io/junk (*Summer’s gone too soon*)

[personal profile] santalamuerte 2021-09-03 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
"For an entity who's supposed to be helping us, he certainly didn't offer any useful information. I wonder if he'd take a bribe as other mythological ferrymen do." Okay, asking for cigarettes gets a chuckle out to her. "No chance there's any alcohol hiding in one of the temples, I take it?"

She's hoping that one of these booths secretly has some booze, but it doesn't seem like the thing a carnival would keep around. Not family-friendly enough. "I've been to Houston and Dallas, both decent areas, but I imagine it's pretty chaotic living in California. The traffic and population seem pretty wild."

"Let's get one of everything. I'm kidding, of course. Your selections all sound really good." She gives Roxy a rare smirk, hand resting on her hip patiently. "Next time we should try the cheese curds and fried chicken in a waffle, assuming we still have an appetite for fried foods after this."
extrasensory_problems: (jeans ad)

Carter Ghazikhanian| Marvel 616 (adult au) | OTA

[personal profile] extrasensory_problems 2021-09-03 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
â…  (A.) ARRIVAL:

After the last island they were on, although mostly peaceful and beautiful, the carnival is a welcome change of pace. The scent of flowers being replaced by fried food, candy, and the under smell of dirt and wild animal dung.
Carter walks around the midway, looking up at all the lights, rides and attractions. He's always loved a good carnival, hell he even likes a shitty carnival. There's something about it that no matter where its been set up it always feels like walking into a different, older world.

"Do you think we need to pay to go on the rides?" He asks out loud.

â…  (B.) THE TEMPLE:

Out of all the Temple's they've had so far this is probably Carter's favorite, not only is it charmingly rustic and vintage but there is a built in sense of community to it. From the circular layout, to the stove and showers, it seems to promote sharing and interaction. It's not fancy and there are some that will probably wish for more privacy but he finds this place more soothing than any of the others. He sits off to the side of one of the wooden trailers, a beat up guitar on his lap that he is slowly tuning, pausing every once in a while to look up at both the stars and the lights from the midway.
Feel free to join him, sit for a bit or even request a song. If you ask nice enough he'll probably play for you.

â…˘. THE CAROUSEL:
CW: childhood trauma, family death, abandonment

It wouldn't be a carnival if there wasn't a carousel.

The second Carter spies it he grins and starts to walk over to it, vaguely curious as to why there doesn't seem to be anyone on or running it. It stands empty and alluring and after a quick glance around he steps up on the platform, walking slowly to look at each of the mighty wooden steeds. Such strong and sturdy beasts, how many laughing children have they carried on their backs? He smiles and is about to leave when one in particular catches his eye, a large golden lion that sits on the outer rim. The eyes are forest green and its mane is frozen forever in a strong wind, blowing back from its open ferocious mouth.

Carter's smile grows and he looks around guiltily, surely no one would mind if he just sat on it for a second?

As he swings his leg up and over the lion the carousel lurches to life, as if it were waiting for him to make himself comfortable before waking. He looks around and sees no one at the controls and starts to get off but then...
then things change.

When he steps off the ride he is no longer the strapping young man he grew to be, but is now a scrawny thirteen year old boy who looks very confused.

"Mom?" He calls out, his voice sounding tiny against the loud screams of the rest of the carnival.

"Mom?! Where are you?" He asks, his voice breaking as the panic sets in and the tears start to come. He starts to cry because deep down he knows she isn't here, deep down he knows that he is lost and all alone.
gravity_grrl: (excited)

[personal profile] gravity_grrl 2021-09-03 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh a bribe! That's a good idea, hrmmm now what would a guy like him really want?....I mean besides a box of Gravol." She says and then laughs about her wish for alcohol. "If we can't find any in the temple I bet you I can score us some booze from one of the carnies."

"California wasn't too bad, I lived pretty far out by the beach and ocean so traffic was decent."

She laughs and nods her head enthusiastically, "Oh my god YES. If we are still hungry after this order we are totally coming back for cheese curds and fried chicken."
nanban: (71)

Hawks | BNHA | OTA

[personal profile] nanban 2021-09-03 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
1; ARRIVAL/STRENGTH TEST

After the last two islands, which were not at all thematically related in any way, Hawks has no clue what to expect on this new one. He has a pretty good imagination, he thinks, but giant carnival sure wasn't anywhere in his predictions. Should have gotten some sort of betting pool going, he thinks. Maybe next round, huh?

He's not sure if the food is something trustworthy, but he's got a strong stomach and a weakness for fried foods (listen, don't @ him, a guy has to eat more than fish and flowers like on the last place!). Find him with a snack somewhere.

Or find him at this Test Your Strength game, just eyeballing it. When someone approaches, he turns as if he's surprised to see them (though he isn't; he might act like he's not paying attention, but he's paying attention to as much at once as he can, and he's good at that).

"Oh, hey! You wanna see who can hit this thing higher? Might as well, huh?"

Despite the whole number two hero thing, he's not really all that competitive, and he's not a sore loser. This is just for fun as far as he's concerned. Afterwards, there's more fried food, or there's an exploration of the grounds in it. He could use the company, anyway. Local extrovert still figuring carnival out, stay tuned.


2; HALL OF MIRRORS


Later (days, weeks, who knows, it's just later), Hawks is exploring around and he ends up roped into the mirrors line. The thing is, Hawks lives up to his moniker here; he has really good eyesight. So a mirror maze doesn't faze him much, and the idea of mirror distortion just seems kind of pointless.

But fine, fine, he can go along to get along. That's part of his whole shtick, anyway, and it's much easier to do here than trying to play buddy buddy with some big bad villains like at home. So he just shrugs at whoever he's paired with.

"Funhouse mirrors, huh? Well, stick close to me and I'll get ya out if we get too lost, okay?" he says with a grin.

Of course inside isn't that simple. Can he answer this riddle? Guess whoever involved is about to find out. . .

[ Hawks has a pretty good self-image generally so the mirrors won't freak him out too much visually, but he's here to help someone else out and hopefully keep them from punching their way out of some mirrors! Hawks can try to cut through them with his feather swords OR maybe tell the truth about his actual name depending on how the thread goes! :D;; ]


WILDCARD

[ these not doing it for you? drop me a non-clown starter and we'll do something else! Or find me on plurk at [plurk.com profile] boywonder. I also have discord, just shoot me a pm to get it and we can plot there if you like! ]
unkindled_madness: (what does it matter...?)

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[personal profile] unkindled_madness 2021-09-03 02:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[Naturally Sephiroth has not played a single game, but he is familiarizing himself with this unfortunate place, and he picks up on Anders' cheating. It's the first thing here to actually amuse him. He shakes his head at the question, smiling faintly.]

I don't think I could share in your kind of luck.

They really haven't noticed?
mewnifestos: (Default)

[personal profile] mewnifestos 2021-09-03 03:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He's maybe a tad smug in his accomplishments, preening in the face of that obvious - if reserved - amusement. ]

Take a look around. I don't think half of them are paying attention.

[ And besides, he's being careful. Well. As careful as a shameless showoff can be. He's not kept any of the interesting little baubles he's managed to win, nor tried to make much of an impression with the barkers (who do seem at least somewhat more invested in their games than the exhausted and disinterested attendants lingering around his favored booths). ]

And I was offering, besides. How else am I to keep my skills sharp?
neverwither: (Are you absolutely sure about that)

[personal profile] neverwither 2021-09-03 04:10 pm (UTC)(link)
( Him not remembering boarding the carousel makes things a touch more complicated. But isn't that the way of things? They're bound to be able to figure it out. )

That is what I mean, yes. I saw you getting off of it so I assume you took a spin.

( And she assumes said spin is quite probably the reason for the age reversal. Though she doesn't immediately discount the possibility of it having happened prior. )

I take it such a thing isn't a usual occurrence in the Science Department?
neverwither: (Uh oh)

The Midway

[personal profile] neverwither 2021-09-03 04:13 pm (UTC)(link)
( Chloe hovers at the booth, transfixed by the gun. It isn't a real gun, but this island is pushing buttons regardless. Her feet don't seem to want to comply with her telling herself to move on along and so she watches duck after duck fall. They aren't real either, and yet each one knocked down makes her thirium pump jump. )

...You're very good at that.

( A large, fuzzy something wobbles at the edge of her vision. Head turning to it, she sees the barker waving a huge stuffed dog at her. Chloe takes it automatically as it's been offered and holds it to her. It's soft. And cute. That's nice.

Manners. Where are her manners? The man has donated his winnings, even if she just happened to be standing there and then thoughtlessly claimed it. )


Thank you. For the prize. I mean, are you sure you don't want it?
neverwither: (100% interest 100% of the time)

Test Your Strength

[personal profile] neverwither 2021-09-03 04:14 pm (UTC)(link)
( It's warming to see someone enjoying the festivities and even more so that it's Saxsice. Not minding at all when the snacks are thrust in her direction, Chloe takes them with a smile. They'll be well guarded while Saxsice has her fill of the game. She's not overly fussed about participating at all herself but if the competition is wanted, she'll partake. It probably won't be much of a contest, though. )

Okay. Deal. Let's see some muscle.

( Saxsice will be getting that funnel cake either way, if Chloe has anything to do with it. )
neverwither: (It killed the cat)

The Carousel

[personal profile] neverwither 2021-09-03 04:17 pm (UTC)(link)
A crying child is a beacon to Chloe. She goes over to the young man, face filled with concern. As she looks more closely at him, there's a familiarity to his features. So she doesn't alarm him by looking worried herself, her expression softens and her lips curve into a gentle smile. She stoops a little so they're more on eye level. Stranger danger is a thing and she doesn't want to upset the poor boy any more.

"Hi. I'm Chloe. Things look scary for you right now but don't worry, I'll help you." She gives a sincere little nod. "What's your name?"
extrasensory_problems: (concern)

[personal profile] extrasensory_problems 2021-09-03 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Carter looks up warily at the lady who has approached him, scrubbing at his eyes with the back of his hand.

"Carter." He says and tilts his head to the right, his tears slowly drying and his panic subsiding as he notices that she has a different type of 'feel' to her. His brows crease a little as he touches her with his powers, something the adult version would never do without permission.

"You're not human." He states bluntly but there is no fear in his eyes, only curiosity.
unkindled_madness: (teen - what do you want of me?)

[personal profile] unkindled_madness 2021-09-03 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[He studies the carousel, trying to remember it, or even understand it. What was he doing on some kind of ride anyway?

He looks back at her.]


No. It isn't.

[...maybe he should just ask outright.]

If you aren't with the Company, then how do you know who I am?
unkindled_madness: (what does it matter...?)

[personal profile] unkindled_madness 2021-09-03 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I suppose they aren't so concerned with being cheated out of... [he glances up at the nearest prizes on display] ...plush vegetables with faces.

But I've little interest in that either.

[If he could learn the trick, that'd be different.]
neverwither: (It’ll be alright (or I could be sneaky))

[personal profile] neverwither 2021-09-03 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh. Oh. That explains the familiarity. And gives a whole new dimension to him calling for his mother, considering he's mentioned growing up in foster homes. Since he seems to have no idea who she is, Chloe's particularly careful not to let any of her feelings show. There's just the warm smile.

The words catch her off guard simply because they're unexpected. The smile remains and she peers at him in an 'aren't you astute?' way. She's been told she doesn't have a psionic signature, though it isn't something the adult Carter has brought up with her. Children aren't so restrained, and he's also mentioned a period where he struggled with control.

"You're right, I'm not. I'm an android. See?" She shows him the LED at her temple, currently blinking blue. The colours probably don't mean much to anyone who isn't from her time and place but she aims to project calm regardless.
neverwither: (I’m never sure of myself)

[personal profile] neverwither 2021-09-03 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
( This... is going to take some explaining. The truth might sound like a tale of the fantastical but honesty is probably the best policy. )

No doubt this is going to be very strange to hear but we know one another. I know you when you're older than you are now. We're acquaintances. ( The word is chosen in case it might spark some memory. ) We found ourselves away from home, on a journey. We travel to different islands to learn about ourselves. This is one of those islands.

( Too much at once? Not enough? If he's anything like his adult self, he'll probably be quick in telling her either way. But the fact he's so young, seems almost vulnerable, makes her cautious. )
extrasensory_problems: (flannel_grin)

[personal profile] extrasensory_problems 2021-09-03 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
His eyes light up when she shows him the small blue light at her temple, excited that he was both right and that she's an android, because androids are cool.

"Cool! I know about androids from sci-fi movies and stuff." He smiles and it's here that you can see who he will grow into, that smile is exactly the same.

"Do you have emotions and stuff? Do you sleep like regular people or do you have to sleep in a big computer slot?"
unkindled_madness: (teen - well then)

[personal profile] unkindled_madness 2021-09-03 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well, at least his wariness seems to be subsiding...... into skepticism. His eyebrows climb higher as she continues. An island journey? Time travel?]

Do you honestly expect me to believe that?

Faerie magic isn't real.
neverwither: (Smile for the cameras)

[personal profile] neverwither 2021-09-03 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
He isn't fleeing in the opposite direction. That's a good start. If anything, he doesn't seem that far removed from his adult self. Maybe these are a few of the dorky sci-fi nerd questions. Not that she minds them at all.

"I bet you know all kinds of cool android stuff. But to answer your questions, yes, I do have emotions. I don't have to sleep in a big computer slot or anything like that so yes, it's similar to sleeping like a regular person."
neverwither: (Are you absolutely sure about that)

[personal profile] neverwither 2021-09-03 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
( Honestly? No, she doesn't expect him to believe it. She could offer a few things she knows about him but those that aren't specifically tied to the island wouldn't prove much.

Moving a little closer, she holds up her wrist so he can view her ScryWatch and nods towards his. )


We both have these. And...

( She brings up their text message exchange, letting him see the username. Maybe not the most convincing form of proof but it is something. )

See?
extrasensory_problems: (mmmaaaaaybe)

[personal profile] extrasensory_problems 2021-09-03 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
"You're better than Data then," he says. "He's from Star Trek and he didn't have emotions, you're also prettier than he is."

"Do you have super strength? Lots of androids on TV can lift cars and stuff."
unkindled_madness: (teen - what do you want of me?)

[personal profile] unkindled_madness 2021-09-03 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[It may not seem like much, but it gives him pause. He imitates her actions, managing to bring up the conversation on his own watch, a watch which is unlike anything he's seen from Shinra. He takes a step back to skim it, his brow furrowing.

A conversation between her and "Sephiroth"... it doesn't quite sound like him, but a part of that is because he's never been permitted to speak his mind. He glances at the robe he's wearing, embroidered with a griffin. Her work?]


...

It's elaborate, for a ruse. [Professor Hojo would never have come up with a conversation like that. Professor Hojo has never bothered to know him well enough.]
neverwither: (A happy curious girl)

[personal profile] neverwither 2021-09-03 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh, thank you. You're very sweet. But no, I don't have super strength." Carter is pretty adorable as an adult but he's an even more adorable child. And she should be trying to solve how to return him to his adult state instead of getting caught up in a cute kid being a cute kid.

"Have you been having a good time at the carnival? Did you go on some rides? Get a couple of tasty treats?" Clues are bound to be somewhere.
neverwither: (Are you absolutely sure about that)

[personal profile] neverwither 2021-09-03 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
( She gives him as much time as he needs to scroll through the ScryWatch and process. If only they had access to a computer or anything similar - then she could interface to bring up her memories and show him. Alas, she hasn't seen anything like that. And that's assuming she would be able to interface here to begin with. )

A ruse in aid of what?

( Her tone isn't accusatory or condescending, merely gently curious. )