[They don't have Christmas on Sephiroth's Planet. The decorations are unfamiliar, the pine trees inexplicable, and the reindeer unidentifiable. It's easy enough to glean the name of the holiday from all the songs, but the subject matter is all over the place.
Luckily the bookstores have helpfully placed holiday-themed books on display front-and-center, so he can peruse such informative titles as A Christmas Carol and How the Grinch Stole Christmas. Maybe informative isn't exactly the right word.
Sephiroth generally sticks to history and science otherwise, but you might also catch him investigating a small section labeled "Gay & Lesbian." It doesn't quite seem to have what he's looking for.]
II. Spicy Subject
[Okay, so pop punk is not exactly his preferred musical genre either, but with everywhere else cycling through the same 10 songs or so all day every day... he'll take it. The graphic T-shirts on display didn't entice him inside last month, but... there's a fair amount of black in here. That's nice.
He is not going anywhere near the hair dye, but he'll browse the accessories while he's taking refuge here.]
III. All I Want Is Never to Hear that Song Again
[The appearance of the Phantom is quite possibly the best thing that's happened all month. After witnessing the crash of the giant tree and the departure of the caped figure, Sephiroth proceeds to walk the food court, trying to determine a way to get up into the rafters after him.
Given his track record, you could hardly be faulted for thinking he has murder on the brain, but he's extremely appreciative. He's a lot more interested in seeing the rest of the sound system similarly destroyed. The chatter from the mallgoers seems to indicate the Phantom has never been entirely successful, though.]
((Please know that Sephiroth is at all times carrying around a 7-foot sword as if this is perfectly normal. And of course, if you'd like to do any plotting, feel free to hit me up at yinza!))
Sephiroth | OTA
[They don't have Christmas on Sephiroth's Planet. The decorations are unfamiliar, the pine trees inexplicable, and the reindeer unidentifiable. It's easy enough to glean the name of the holiday from all the songs, but the subject matter is all over the place.
Luckily the bookstores have helpfully placed holiday-themed books on display front-and-center, so he can peruse such informative titles as A Christmas Carol and How the Grinch Stole Christmas. Maybe informative isn't exactly the right word.
Sephiroth generally sticks to history and science otherwise, but you might also catch him investigating a small section labeled "Gay & Lesbian." It doesn't quite seem to have what he's looking for.]
II. Spicy Subject
[Okay, so pop punk is not exactly his preferred musical genre either, but with everywhere else cycling through the same 10 songs or so all day every day... he'll take it. The graphic T-shirts on display didn't entice him inside last month, but... there's a fair amount of black in here. That's nice.
He is not going anywhere near the hair dye, but he'll browse the accessories while he's taking refuge here.]
III. All I Want Is Never to Hear that Song Again
[The appearance of the Phantom is quite possibly the best thing that's happened all month. After witnessing the crash of the giant tree and the departure of the caped figure, Sephiroth proceeds to walk the food court, trying to determine a way to get up into the rafters after him.
Given his track record, you could hardly be faulted for thinking he has murder on the brain, but he's extremely appreciative. He's a lot more interested in seeing the rest of the sound system similarly destroyed. The chatter from the mallgoers seems to indicate the Phantom has never been entirely successful, though.]
((Please know that Sephiroth is at all times carrying around a 7-foot sword as if this is perfectly normal. And of course, if you'd like to do any plotting, feel free to hit me up at