"Don't you give me that judgy look! You had your movie!!! Honestly, it spawned some of the best quotable musical numbers. Do you know who I'm blaming for being here? CANADA."
(He still thinks you're Ryan Reynolds, not Deadpool. This is going to make no sense. But hey, you didn't mention Disney at least. Also...do we know he's Kyle from Southpark yet? You might be jumping the gun there.)
"Eh. Just my death wish. No big." And his feelings of not being wanted by anyone, but that wasn't something that was ever seeing the light of day with anyone else. "Watch out for whatever's further down the beach. This may be a zombie free zone for now, but 28 feet later might be a different story. You might want to hang out here and crack open a bottle of delicious Aviation gin with me here. It's unlikely your Mint Mobile plan will work out here to call for help. You are legal right? Eh fuck it, I doubt it matters."
Also CW for shameless promotion of Reynolds properties!!!
(He still thinks you're Ryan Reynolds, not Deadpool. This is going to make no sense. But hey, you didn't mention Disney at least. Also...do we know he's Kyle from Southpark yet? You might be jumping the gun there.)
"Eh. Just my death wish. No big." And his feelings of not being wanted by anyone, but that wasn't something that was ever seeing the light of day with anyone else. "Watch out for whatever's further down the beach. This may be a zombie free zone for now, but 28 feet later might be a different story. You might want to hang out here and crack open a bottle of delicious Aviation gin with me here. It's unlikely your Mint Mobile plan will work out here to call for help. You are legal right? Eh fuck it, I doubt it matters."