"Yeah, me neither." Also sort of a lie!! But it's fine, we're all lying to each other here. "Kinda sucks that they want us to like...confess everything to total strangers. Virtual strangers. Whatever."

Saxsice brightens considerably, grinning widely and sitting upright. "Awesome, sick, one sec." It's -- well, it's not as body-horror-y as some transformations are in movies and stuff. There's some bone-cracking and tearing of skin, but it's over within a few minutes and a huge fluffy white wolf is standing on the stage shaking off the shreds of clothes. Ta-da?