Kyle nods his thanks. He's not a smoker himself, but he's had enough cigarettes since his ill-fated first smoke behind his elementary school not to choke.

He snickers. "I mean... yeah, I guess. I dunno. Just a fundamental difference in theology, if we're being serious." One he's actually had cause to consider many times over the years.

"I don't think abstinence is always good. Especially when all of our holy books were written like, thousands of years ago and then edited a million times by old dead dudes. I dunno. Not big on lists of sins that don't make a lot of sense. Or maybe I'm just making excuses so I can eat pork."