"That's how you know shit's wack," she finishes cheerfully, fingerguns and all.

That gets even more of an eyebrow arch, but if he isn't immediately trying to throw silver at her, Saxsice is gonna count it as a win. "All right, cool. Yeah, home-schooled, lived in a commune in the woods, the whole shebang." Then she shakes her head. "When you're a kid, yeah, the moon makes it easier, but once you're old and decrepit like me, you can do that shit on a whim."

A pause, then she adds: "Also silver's a myth, but I am deathly allergic to chocolate. And I fuckin' hate squirrels."