"That's disgusting. Also. I forgot there's a beach. We should get some sun," he's flagging down the bartender again when he stops to look at Kyle and reassess that idea. "Well. I should get some sun. You should probably get some SPF."

He looks deadpan at Kyle a moment as if trying to assess how serious he is about that sweet but stupid little philosophy. He raises his fresh drink "Frankly my dude, I don't gotta anything."