Look, this writer just had to work in the line from one of his favorite scenes of Southpark ever! Although what that says about this writer is perhaps not flattering. Oops.
"Yeah. It sucks. Regenerating is great, but what nobody ever talks about is how you still feel the pain. But when your whole life is pain all the time, you kinda get used to it. Oh. Uh. You know, if we're gonna fight zombies together, I guess you should get to know who I really am under this sweet new face I scored at the party. You can call me Deadpool, if you want. Although I'm coming to realize that I appeared here without my whole costume, so that may not be as believable as it should be all things considered. So congratulations, your life is in the hands of a servant of the Mouse."
In a way, some things maybe made a little sense now. Or at least, you could draw a line from one thing to another and make some inferences. Deadpool appeared on the island without his costume. His costume was more his face than his own face. At the Masquerade, he went out of his way to insure he could keep the mask as a better face. Deadpool's life was one of an addiction to masks, and yet ironically all he wanted was for somebody to really see him. It only made sense that he wouldn't be able to keep up his charade for long, even with a relative stranger like Carrot Top.
"But I know who you really are, Carrot Top. You didn't even have to tell me your name!"
He charges forward with his new zombie slaying buddie, swinging his "sword" around and hollering like a crazy person. The zombies take a few lazy swipes at them as they get near, and Deadpool starts making with the stabby stabby. Piercing weapons are usually not as good against the undead, but there is a particular savagery to the way he stabs up under the chin and pushes up so hard it takes the head clean off. If more than one gets too close, he boots the extra away with a swift roundhouse kick until he can make the same kind of targeted strike on the next one. Because everyone knows that it's the head or bust with zombies. Anything else is your ass.
(And because we like to cite our sources, that last sentiment was brought to you by....Blade! In the first movie, he said "You aim for the head or the heart. Anything else is your ass." We do so love referencing the first Marvel movie we ever truly loved forever and ever amen.)
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"Yeah. It sucks. Regenerating is great, but what nobody ever talks about is how you still feel the pain. But when your whole life is pain all the time, you kinda get used to it. Oh. Uh. You know, if we're gonna fight zombies together, I guess you should get to know who I really am under this sweet new face I scored at the party. You can call me Deadpool, if you want. Although I'm coming to realize that I appeared here without my whole costume, so that may not be as believable as it should be all things considered. So congratulations, your life is in the hands of a servant of the Mouse."
In a way, some things maybe made a little sense now. Or at least, you could draw a line from one thing to another and make some inferences. Deadpool appeared on the island without his costume. His costume was more his face than his own face. At the Masquerade, he went out of his way to insure he could keep the mask as a better face. Deadpool's life was one of an addiction to masks, and yet ironically all he wanted was for somebody to really see him. It only made sense that he wouldn't be able to keep up his charade for long, even with a relative stranger like Carrot Top.
"But I know who you really are, Carrot Top. You didn't even have to tell me your name!"
He charges forward with his new zombie slaying buddie, swinging his "sword" around and hollering like a crazy person. The zombies take a few lazy swipes at them as they get near, and Deadpool starts making with the stabby stabby. Piercing weapons are usually not as good against the undead, but there is a particular savagery to the way he stabs up under the chin and pushes up so hard it takes the head clean off. If more than one gets too close, he boots the extra away with a swift roundhouse kick until he can make the same kind of targeted strike on the next one. Because everyone knows that it's the head or bust with zombies. Anything else is your ass.
(And because we like to cite our sources, that last sentiment was brought to you by....Blade! In the first movie, he said "You aim for the head or the heart. Anything else is your ass." We do so love referencing the first Marvel movie we ever truly loved forever and ever amen.)