Stunt double? That one prompts a laugh from Deadpool that borders on manic. Of course, what doesn't border on manic with him?

"Yes. That's it. That's it exactly. Where Ryan Reynolds fails in life and is too pretty to get his hands dirty, I step in and succeed for him." But he will hold you to that Imaginationland promise. Don't you forget it!

"Wait, are there rocks on this beach?" It's a good question. He hasn't looked around to see if this is one of those rocky beaches or one of those super smooth tropical funtimes beaches.

But he does frown at Kyle not giving him consent to use his body as a weapon. "Awwww...you are no fun. You have so many spear points on you, too. Surely being used as a weapon can't be new to you. Some bully in your childhood had have had that idea before me!" He grumbles and mutters. "Shutup, parenthesis. Before you even say anything I know I'm better than some bully in his childhood."

(Actually, we're not. We did used to put Weasel in the Box, remember?)

"Oh yeah...does that mean I should use him as a weapon without his consent?"

(I mean. It's better than dying to zombies.)

Deadpool eyes Kyle, really considering it.

(But probably against the rules. And even if it's not, we don't have many friends here. We're a newbie. Gotta play it cool.)

"Fine. Alright, you win with your bodily autonomy stuff. But we're probably going to get eaten by zombies unless you have better ideas than a rock."