what_fourth_wall: (Did I say that out loud?)
what_fourth_wall ([personal profile] what_fourth_wall) wrote in [community profile] polylogs 2022-03-24 07:56 pm (UTC)

Deadpool isn't aware of what Kyle is responding to, but it sure sounds like he thinks Deadpool is coming on to him for some reason. He looks at the redhead appraisingly, and nods to himself a little.

"Yeah, I'd hit it. But you got me wrong, man, I don't want you because I've got someone too. Her name is Foxy Roxy and we have had so much sex in so many positions, some without gravity and OH MAN, let me tell you what you can do without gravity..."

And he proceeds to do exactly that, in graphic detail, until Kyle freaks out about bleeding.

"Oh yeah, you're definitely seriously injured. That dude over there bit the fuck out of you, which I thought was pretty kinky and that you were into it until you started freaking out just now. I guess we gotta kill your biter before we can address your med bay thing. Did you manage to keep any weapons from previous islands? I could probably pull a tommy gun out of my ass that I did keep from like the first? island, but whether it would work or not is probably dependent on how much we wanna stretch the reality that I would have hoarded the bullets and kept it in good condition across multiple islands..."

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