“None of his siblings care about people like Lucifer does,” Chloe says. “Except maybe Amenadiel, but he’s got a son to raise. I understand why he doesn’t want the extra responsibility. The others… they don’t care about people at all, or see us as pawns. Toys, to play with. Lucifer actually wants to help make things better.”

Someone has to be God, and it absolutely shouldn’t be Michael, that’s for sure.