"Heh, so you get why I asked." He pushes a hand through his hair, which is a bit of a feat.

"Not to totally stereotype myself, I hate feeling like I'm doing that, but yeah. My mom is like... THAT mom. Not to complain. I love her, but, yeah. She's asked me if I've met a nice girl to settle down with and it's like, Ma, I'm barely into my twenties and I have no spare time, for starters."