"She's very smart," Chloe says proudly. She's not entirely sure where Trixie gets it from - she and Dan aren't, like, idiots, but she's regularly surprised at her daughter's cleverness and ingenuity - and, yes, deviousness - though that last, she's pretty sure Lucifer has had a lot to do with over the past few years.

"And of course she did. She would never have gotten fewer presents just because she stopped believing in Santa," she adds. What a ridiculous thought.