Kyle's mother can and has been described in worse terms.

He shrugs. "I guess. I mostly just wanted to go to a good one because, you know. It's expected. And I thought I should pick one far away from home, because I thought it would be a good chance to grow up and have all these cool experiences..." he trails off, looking embarrassed. "Which isn't really how it worked out."

"You've convinced me," he says, laughing. Kyle has a very, very stupid laugh. He sounds a bit like the dumb hyena in the Lion King. "I'm Kyle. It's good to meet you, dude."