"A person? Sure she does! She sings karaoke, did you know that? It's super cute."

Kyle snorts. "So you troll him on purpose. I KNEW it. Uhm, I can't remember an overarching theme but the stories I remember most are about like... the nature of blame? One of em, this guy who keeps knocking up women and getting them to get abortions descends into the sewers and there's all these weird fetusy creatures? And another one, this woman who is super good goes to hell because in life she took the blame for some crime 'cause the man she loved did it or whatever. So basically because people thought she was guilty, heaven was like, you're guilty. So she goes to hell, but she gets out and the universe starts melting and all these people escape. Ultimately she goes back to hell because the guy who really did the bad shit, she knew he wasn't strong enough to take it."

He shrugs. "I guess it's just morality plays in modern garb, I dunno."