"Because," he says petting Kyle's cheek. "You're a soft boi. Not Jersey Kyle though. He's a fuck boi. You're a soft boi. Which is almost a tenderqueer. But not as annoying," he says all this kind of matter-of-factly.

"It is funny," he decides with a chuckle. Perhaps it's even more funny to think that Kyle thought it was funny, but whatever the case it seems exactly like the kind of thing that would end up on a college boy's phone. "Did you put it there? Are you an adorably nerdy vandal?" He wants more pictures and more stories and more details from Kyle's life.

"Maybe I should ask them for a bluetooth speaker for better audio quality— hey! I wasn't ready! Do over!"