"No, of course I didn't! He just... knew. Whatever, god, no, I wouldn't tell strangers about that. ...did you know David thinks I have 'bottom energy'? Like, what, come ON."

He nods. "It's definitely mine, but I don't get a signal, no. Here, look..."

He unlocks it and goes to his photo gallery. There's a lot of pictures, the most recent of which is just of a dumpster with graffiti reading, "JIZZ STAIN."

"He said I could have one thing from home."