Kyle holds up the photo. It has a cartoon candy cane border, and shows Kyle seated beside a guy in, yes, a turd costume. With a Santa hat. Kyle is laughing in the photo.

"Got my photo taken with a mall Mr. Hankey," he says, amused. "He did the voice REALLY well. Anyway, he said I was a good boy in spite of what we did to the Crate and Barrel and I got to pick a present."

He puts his hand in his pocket and pulls out a phone. "Dude, this is my phone from home, it has all of my music and photos on it!"