Kyle shakes his head. "No, uhm. I only saw it from afar, but I thought it was, uhm. Okay, let me preface this by saying I'm Jewish, I don't DO Christmas. And when I was a little boy I really wanted to, because all my friends did. So I guess I like... I found a sort of non-denominational figure to believe in?"

Kyle has discovered that although HE thinks he grew up in a very normal, boring sort of world, frequently other people think the things he says ae outlandish.

"When I went by I thought the sign was for Mr. Hankey."