[Seriously? David fully turns to regard the Asgardian and frowned at him.]

There's skating. Figure skating. Ice dancing. Speed skating. Hockey. There are a lot of sports we use skates for. We don't use them for hurting people. They're... They're toys.

[And David was, perhaps, more offended than he should be over this. Which absolutely had to do with the fact that he believed heavily in the creativity that could be expressed through those things.]