Excuse you, it wasn't a pattern. He had no control over the whole tunnel of love thing. And the Jean-Paul was... actually a mistake. One he regretted but was a bit defensive about.

"A crush?"

David was a bit shocked at the very idea. That wasn't how his relationships tended to work out. Sure, the hero obsessed people of the ImPort world had crushes but the sort that came from people who don't know you.

"That's... that isn't possible. I'm bad to crush on. Like, super bad."