David too cringed at the Crate and Barrel news. He had not needed to know.

"First, I'm with the disturbed look on Carter's face. People have been sleeping there. People shop there. Go find somewhere abandoned like a reasonable person. Second, anyone who gets and happy allows themselves to be, Princess carried definitely has bottom energy. And that is all I will say other than the fact that having your DNA altered for pink pubes in certain pre-manscaped patterns isn't the same as Josh putting up with specific size and shape requests."

God help him if it was.