"David, we'd ALL tap that." As if this were just obvious. "But he'd like me best because I bought his album."

Kyle has decided the important part of this discussion is his apparent energy. "Why do I have bottom energy?! I can top! I like topping! I fucked him all over Crate and Barrel and you're going to say I don't come across as assertive enough or something?!" Oh, God.

He returns his focus to Carter sighs. "Fine, yes, I'll bring condoms to the next island along with the other stuff."

He looks back at David and smiles sweetly. "It's genetically designed to be perfect. Think about THAT."