"Eccentric in this friend group, so you're out voted," David laughs at Kyle. "Not married, though. I'm saving myself for a man or woman who will fulfill all my needs. So let's go with 'soulbros'."
Yes David invented a concept. Fight him. He doesn't want Carter to feel weird. Not that he thinks the guy would.
"I like high quality coffees with a nutty after taste and a hint of earthy notes. I'm a coffee snob. I wouldn't order at a Starbucks unless it's for a frou-frou drink."
Which he will absolutely enjoy.
"Roxy's doing Deadpool. All heart eyes for him. She'll need the whole crate. But I imagine that is for reasons other than stds. That's pure contraceptive edge. Kyle doesn't need to worry his little bottom self over that. Unless there is something we don't know? But it also wouldn't be our business to ask Carter."
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Yes David invented a concept. Fight him. He doesn't want Carter to feel weird. Not that he thinks the guy would.
"I like high quality coffees with a nutty after taste and a hint of earthy notes. I'm a coffee snob. I wouldn't order at a Starbucks unless it's for a frou-frou drink."
Which he will absolutely enjoy.
"Roxy's doing Deadpool. All heart eyes for him. She'll need the whole crate. But I imagine that is for reasons other than stds. That's pure contraceptive edge. Kyle doesn't need to worry his little bottom self over that. Unless there is something we don't know? But it also wouldn't be our business to ask Carter."