"I like to think that it takes a lot to make you lose even a little control like that. Because, you know. Then I feel special. Like I have the on switch to floaty boobies."
She pulls his mask up and he lets her. Every time she does it, it is easier to let her do it. He isn't into letting just anyone pull his mask up, but she's earned it over and over, each time she looks at him with that look of acceptance and even desire. Not lusty desire, just desire to see him, which is not a thing most people want to do, ever.
"I won't ever cheat on you if you say we're on the mono side of the gamous." He pauses. "Not the disease, I mean. Oops clever wordplay fail. But use you? Well, I make no promises there. I want to use your floaty boobie powers all day long. And ignore you...I..."
At that, the joking about her gravity powers and her boobs fade a bit. Look, he had to after that fun art, okay? But the part about ignoring hits the part of him that wants to be honest with her hard.
"I...get distracted sometimes." Which was an understatement. Deadpool was known for his epic tangents. He was basically ADHD, the super hero. Or villain. Or whatever. Super...thing. "I wouldn't do it on purpose. But my brain is broken. You're the only one who's ever seen it not broken, and that was weird island magic."
He sighs. "And I do randomly kill lots of people. My body count is high because I don't ever think about consequences. Do I MUAHAHAHA shoot people in the head for shits and giggles because EEEVILLLL? No. But...my collateral damage count is high."
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She pulls his mask up and he lets her. Every time she does it, it is easier to let her do it. He isn't into letting just anyone pull his mask up, but she's earned it over and over, each time she looks at him with that look of acceptance and even desire. Not lusty desire, just desire to see him, which is not a thing most people want to do, ever.
"I won't ever cheat on you if you say we're on the mono side of the gamous." He pauses. "Not the disease, I mean. Oops clever wordplay fail. But use you? Well, I make no promises there. I want to use your floaty boobie powers all day long. And ignore you...I..."
At that, the joking about her gravity powers and her boobs fade a bit. Look, he had to after that fun art, okay? But the part about ignoring hits the part of him that wants to be honest with her hard.
"I...get distracted sometimes." Which was an understatement. Deadpool was known for his epic tangents. He was basically ADHD, the super hero. Or villain. Or whatever. Super...thing. "I wouldn't do it on purpose. But my brain is broken. You're the only one who's ever seen it not broken, and that was weird island magic."
He sighs. "And I do randomly kill lots of people. My body count is high because I don't ever think about consequences. Do I MUAHAHAHA shoot people in the head for shits and giggles because EEEVILLLL? No. But...my collateral damage count is high."