"Yeah, heroes who wouldn't accept the key to the city or whatever."

Kyle looks back and grins. "Kyle. Hi. Sorry we're meeting by me screaming a lot and then putting my ass in your face."

He keeps crawling along. "I feel like that's more FAIR than what a lot of these guys get. My boyfriend is sorta a superhero too and as far as I know he gets jack shit besides a place to live."

Kyle pauses, peering out of a grate. Nope, not yet - still the department store below.