"Oooooh, shots fired!" He pauses abruptly, somewhat hoping she bumps face-first into his butt just because he's that terrible, and looks between his legs at her again. "I think you just managed to piss off like everybody. The people who insist Die Hard is Christmas and the ones who prefer some claymation reindeer. I like it. That was some expert trolling right there. No wonder you like being my girl...you and me, trolls 4 LYFE. With a Y. Just to be truly obnoxious."

Whether she bumped into him or not, he starts reverse crawling towards her. "Oh no...I can't control it...my little head has taken over and demands to be near you..alert! Ass coming at your face! Alert!!"