what_fourth_wall: (Did I say that out loud?)
what_fourth_wall ([personal profile] what_fourth_wall) wrote in [community profile] polylogs 2021-12-18 05:56 am (UTC)

"Aww yeah. Jigglypuff exclusivity. It's like I caught a shiny."

It's tricky, given that he's weightless, but he manages to catch the rim of the opening and scramble inside. Fortunately, his life is weird enough that this isn't his first experience with zero g. Or his second, or third. If we're being really real, he fucked a space hippo once. But she was his wife. It was a whole thing, and honestly, given that Roxy gets a little antsy any time him being with other women is brought up in conversation with her friends, she probably shouldn't read this narration. Suffice it to say, that was a very brief marriage and he is not currently entangled with a space hippo.

At the moment, he just peers down between his legs at her from his hands and knees position. "I'd be jiggling all up in that puff if our situations were reversed, but alas...you are behind me with only my butt and the knowledge that my penis is held back from dangling only by my spandex to keep you company. Whatever shall you do? You better not not grope me. Did I include an extra 'not' there? Whoops, must have been a fondling..er..Freudian slip."

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