what_fourth_wall: (luv)
what_fourth_wall ([personal profile] what_fourth_wall) wrote in [community profile] polylogs 2021-12-04 06:54 pm (UTC)

cw: zombie shopper violence, murderdeathkill

Wade had entered his state of combat flow, just killing with efficiency without thinking about it. Of course, it was pretty easy given that the enemies weren't actually fighting back exactly. Or rather, they were fighting only in that they saw him as competition for the killer deals.

Then he was floating with Roxy's voice in his ear. He blinked and looked down at the mob below them. He could have murdered for hours and not made much of a dent in that mass of bodies.

"Whoa...now that is a handy power..." He shouts down below, "HEY!! SNUGGIES AREN'T EVEN ALL THAT GOOD!! THERE ARE BETTER BLANKETS!! AND WHO WANTS TO PAY FOR ANOTHER STREAMING SERVICE?"

Then he looks back at Roxy. "Oh yeah, do you know how hot you look while using your powers? Also, floaty boobs." He reaches out and caresses one, seeing if it'll drift in the no-gravity bubble.

(Focus, Wade, Focus)

"Oh, yeah, I have an idea. I need all the ammo, and some swords. Do they sell that stuff in malls? I mean, they didn't used to, but they might be getting desperate now..."

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