"I just wanna know that Kyle pukes for me! It's not a weird kink or anything, I swear. It's just me being a good friend and wanting to see him relieve some of that tension inside him. You know?"
He watches the gravity powers and applauds. That's the good stuff. Well, almost. They writhing and screaming is more than he anticipated - he'd thought more of the quick death kinda thing. This seemed pretty painful. And then there were the people stampeding over the other people and...
"Aw geez, sure, yeah. I was hoping gravity would be easy mode, but this situation calls for bullets."
And with that, he whips out his Tommy Gun from a few islands ago. "SAY 'ALLO TO MY LEETLE FRIEND!!" He pauses. "Not my penis though. I realize that probably sounds like poor phrasing, oops." And with that, he opens fire on the crowd.
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He watches the gravity powers and applauds. That's the good stuff. Well, almost. They writhing and screaming is more than he anticipated - he'd thought more of the quick death kinda thing. This seemed pretty painful. And then there were the people stampeding over the other people and...
"Aw geez, sure, yeah. I was hoping gravity would be easy mode, but this situation calls for bullets."
And with that, he whips out his Tommy Gun from a few islands ago. "SAY 'ALLO TO MY LEETLE FRIEND!!" He pauses. "Not my penis though. I realize that probably sounds like poor phrasing, oops." And with that, he opens fire on the crowd.