"That's just how it is," he says with a shrug, pulling the tags off his new jacket and pocketing them.

"Ridiculous is not how I'd describe my taste in underwear, but hey. If the mall has a store with gitch I'd actually gird my loins with, I'll check it out," he assures.

With a couple of jogged steps he beckons his drink back from the clerk and catches up to his crew, grabbing Kyle's hand on the way out. "Is that a lowkey dig at me?"