He'd tell you it just seems logical really. Who wouldn't benefit from that kind of power?

He slurps on his tasty new accessory as they make their way to Starbucks. He stops briefly at one of those digital mall-maps to see what kinds of shops this place has to offer in terms of upscale couture.

"Imperialist. Aggressively expansionist. Kind of obsessed with bird imagery and specifically lacking in creativity and imagination. But also like... decent landlords? They do a lot of conquering but they're awfully open to letting the people and places they rule over be totally self-governing. So. Meh." he rambles. "All the best parts of their culture are probably adopted."