No. Fucking. Kidding. All the disbelief and exasperation he hadn't shown when she had thrust 'Taken By A T-Rex' had finally found its way onto David's face.
"Of course you have. Because there is something about the people around me who look like train wrecks waiting to happen but who also joke around with me that means they have an obligation to sleep with the disaster superheroes from my world who I can only moderately stand. I swear to god Julian Keller is going to show up this month and Anders is going to sleep with him!"
All of this was punctuated by David throwing his arms up in exasperation. And then a deep breath before he forced himself to calm down and look at Roxy.
"I'm sorry. That wasn't fair. But seriously if I had a nickel for every time that happened then I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's fucking weird that it's happened twice."
David did a meme
"Of course you have. Because there is something about the people around me who look like train wrecks waiting to happen but who also joke around with me that means they have an obligation to sleep with the disaster superheroes from my world who I can only moderately stand. I swear to god Julian Keller is going to show up this month and Anders is going to sleep with him!"
All of this was punctuated by David throwing his arms up in exasperation. And then a deep breath before he forced himself to calm down and look at Roxy.
"I'm sorry. That wasn't fair. But seriously if I had a nickel for every time that happened then I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's fucking weird that it's happened twice."