"I was also famous for being an imPort, like other heroes like me. Though it started with Josh, my friend, talking his way onto a show where they could remodel our house. People liked stuff like that, with heroes like us. And during the work I told them about a weak point in a granite countertop that my psychometry told me about, and how it definitely wasn't from the quarry they were told and they got scammed."

And Josh had spun out the whole idea of a show from there.

"Josh got another show pitched, and it went through. People knew me for it and were really weird about it. And the company, they made me go to conventions and signings and get a social media manager. It was a whole THING."