[David, who had been approaching with literally zero joy at the prospect of two months living in a fucking mall, had to laugh when he heard Anders' comment. Nothing could go wrong indeed.]

Oh, I'vev actually already got money on something that can go wrong here. It's November. Like, one of the worst times to be in a mall. First, we're slowly going to be come with holiday decorations. Then the music will get steadily worse. The food options will shift from pumpkin spice into WAY too much peppermint. And then the hordes.

[He will hate himself later for being on the nose with one of those.]