"You know, this whole island hopping multidimensional resort company really needs to get on their healthcare options. They-oooh," he starts, but is interrupted by her squeeze along his length. That's definitely one way to shut him up and stop him from going into a completely tangential and non-sexy ramble.

Wade shifts and moves to help her undress him, and then kicks the leggings back under the glove box with the rest of their clothes. As she rolls the condom onto him, he gasps in pleasure and...surprise?

"I...I think I can feel your fingers like there's nothing there." He looks down at the condom. "Definitely magic. Okay, creepy carnival place. I think this can make up for the carousel bullshit. I accept your apology."

Then he looks up at her, and in all seriousness says, "I...I'm not sure I can ever be ready for someone as amazing as you to want me inside her."