"Of course not!!!" He grows solemn. "You had sex with worse...your boyfriend back home." It was always important to be overly solemn when talking shit. "I'm sure the Fly guy at least considers his partner's needs. Or at the very least, he buzzes enough that he's basically a giant vibe, and that's more action than your previous partners were capable of!"

Look, making fun of terrible exes that were terrible lays was a national pastime no matter where you came from.

"Pfff...I don't exist for any reason at all other than to troll the entire universe."