"Not a virgin AND you've never had a good rebel yell at the stars kinda sex? Holy crap. How are you not just wandering around angry all the time? I mean, it's one thing to be a virgin and not know what you're missing, but it's another to have had lots of crappy little spurt inside you and it's over sex. I'd be angry all the time. But you're so nice! Is it a trap? Are you faking nice? Do you have a mean, angry tiger inside you? Holy shit, when you do get some good sex, you're just gonna explode, aren't you? Man. I'm almost jealous of whoever gets to be there to see that."

Somehow, he mixes compliments in with talking entirely too much about her sex life. It's a delicate mix, and one that will probably get him in trouble eventually. But for now, he rambles on.

"It is a compliment. But also just facts. The odds are entirely against you for NOT finding someone who knows what they're doing. A big part of it is just appreciating what you've got in front of you. Worshiping at the altar that is a hot body with a cool person inside it. If you appreciate enough, you want to treat the person right, to experience every last turned on inch of them. It's not work at all. It's just what happens!"