"Aw, you're so romantic," he coos as if being told he inspires boners is the pinnacle of sweet talk.

This alternate history of Canada leaves Quentin blinking a moment before he cracks up and buries his face against Kyle's chest. "Kyle. Babe. I need you to say all of that to Wolverine's stupid fucking face sometime. And I need to be there to watch his brain short circuit," he says wild-eyed and grinning.

"Heh. That's code for you better be nice to him. Don't worry. If he's your brother I'm sure he's pretty cool. Just warning you, I don't go great with kids though. How old is he?"