"Only if I'm around you," he counters with a smile. It's hard to believe he'd nearly died barely an hour ago.

Kyle blinks. "Really? Huh. Well, to be honest I don't know as much about it as I should, because Canadian history is hard to find information on unless you're actually in the country.

"So, uhm, where I'm from Canada is a titular monarchy. When Ike was like, five the Princess of Canada was kidnapped. He opened his, uh, what do they call it... faith box, yeah. Every Canadian has one. And it gave him instructions and so he went to Canada and rescued her. So he got knighted!" Kyle is obviously very proud of his younger brother. "He got to attend the royal wedding. Which was a lot more violent than I expected, but Canadian traditions are odd."

"Ike's a great kid, I think you'd like him."