"That's cool." He kisses his head again. "See if I'm thinking 'boner-y thoughts.'"

Kyle rolls his eyes extravagantly. "Manipulative dickhead," he says fondly.

"The Cola Wars," he repeats. His tone is patient, like he knows Quentin KNOWS what he's talking about. "In Canada? It devastated the country pretty badly, I guess. Anyway, my folks adopted him so he has dual citizenship. He's knighted there, which is sort of cool I guess."