[Three syllables trying? David gives the man the flattest, most unimpressed look he could manage. Which was very flat and very unimpressed.]

I went to school with a Sofia, a Noriko, and two Joshuas in my close personal friend group. All three of those are three syllables. And the ladies in that also had three syllable surnames. It's not trying, it's just uncommon to meet someone that has the Cher thing going on.