So many people ignore his conversations with his narration! Perhaps that was why he got away with it so much. Really, how could you respond to that, though, besides just knowing you were dealing with a crazy person?

"Something huge, pink, and adorable, got it." He rubs his chin and narrows his eyes in thought. "I think I saw a Pokeman that fits that description. And there's always the most massive cone of cotton candy ever...then you could eat your pillow if you got the munchies."