"Enlightened is a five dollar word!! See, I told you you were smart. Like Nic Cage in that movie about stealing the Declaration of Independence. You're Nic Cage smart."
Deadpool blinks and flails at her. "Wait, really?! You're frying pansexual too??? OMG!!! I love to fuck frying pans!!! We can be pansexuals together! Have orgies with different brands and shit!! But no teens, we gotta keep this legal."
Awww. He almost has a sad at being called bland. Almost. Deadpool knows what he is under the mask. Also, he knows that Freddy was a classic to the Olds...of which he was one, but we don't talk about that. Look, he's a Boomer, okay. We don't talk about it.
"You know, I never would have thought Freddy being the secret identity of a super hero...or villain...or whatever I am would be considered bland, but here we are. Nikki Minaj questions vaccines and Freddy Krueger is bland. Oof."
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Deadpool blinks and flails at her. "Wait, really?! You're frying pansexual too??? OMG!!! I love to fuck frying pans!!! We can be pansexuals together! Have orgies with different brands and shit!! But no teens, we gotta keep this legal."
Awww. He almost has a sad at being called bland. Almost. Deadpool knows what he is under the mask. Also, he knows that Freddy was a classic to the Olds...of which he was one, but we don't talk about that. Look, he's a Boomer, okay. We don't talk about it.
"You know, I never would have thought Freddy being the secret identity of a super hero...or villain...or whatever I am would be considered bland, but here we are. Nikki Minaj questions vaccines and Freddy Krueger is bland. Oof."