what_fourth_wall: (Did I say that out loud?)
what_fourth_wall ([personal profile] what_fourth_wall) wrote in [community profile] polylogs 2021-09-11 04:35 am (UTC)

"David! Teammate! Buddy! Pal! I think we need funnel cake."

As they walk and talk and Deadpool keeps an eye out for only the finest of junk food establishments, he shakes his head. Then he pauses and reaches out to touch David's shoulder.

"Oh man, I'm uh. I'm sorry to be the to tell you this, but your title was cancelled after just ten issues. I mean, you're getting to help with the Trial of Magneto and stuff, but...yeah. Right now, there is no X-Factor. The best we can do is build a new new X-Factor, together, as teammates. A new X-Factor unlike all of the other new X-Factors that have ever been, and there have been a lot. Does anybody even remember Strong Guy? Probably not. But I'll dribble out a little funnel cake for him and his terrible, terrible super hero handle. And we shall enjoy the rest of that funnel cake, together, as good teammates should. And that will be unfortunate later because like all good teams, we share one bathroom, and it'll get super awkward because we'll all need to tear it up at once, but we'll have to take turns."

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