"I do do a truly horrendous Electric Slide. And while you might think that's awful, it stops all of the old people from wanting to Electric Slide at all, which is a win in my books. Because fuck the Electric Slide. Literally nobody under the age of 60 is ever happy to see that busted out at weddings."
Wade nodes approvingly at her order of churros to go with the corn dogs. If there are churros, it is a written law that you must buy them. There's no debating this. It is The Way.
(Did we just cross The Mandolorian with churros?)
"Yes."
(Okay just checking.)
"Gimme gimme!" It's not polite, but he is eager for this snack. There is no such thing as too many calories to one who regenerates. "To my being ME again!"
He clinks his corn dog against hers, and pulls up his mask to shove it all up in his mouth. It's as awkward looking as you'd expect, and deeply unsettling unless you're into perverse humor. More unsettling, though, if she's not prepared for it, is his intense burn victim-like skin. He had not been kidding when he'd warned her that under the mask, he wasn't a beauty.
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Wade nodes approvingly at her order of churros to go with the corn dogs. If there are churros, it is a written law that you must buy them. There's no debating this. It is The Way.
(Did we just cross The Mandolorian with churros?)
"Yes."
(Okay just checking.)
"Gimme gimme!" It's not polite, but he is eager for this snack. There is no such thing as too many calories to one who regenerates. "To my being ME again!"
He clinks his corn dog against hers, and pulls up his mask to shove it all up in his mouth. It's as awkward looking as you'd expect, and deeply unsettling unless you're into perverse humor. More unsettling, though, if she's not prepared for it, is his intense burn victim-like skin. He had not been kidding when he'd warned her that under the mask, he wasn't a beauty.
"NOM NOM NOM"