"100%. But not the cool Oscar Meyer kind of wiener. Oh no. I'm more like those gas station wieners that have been rolled on those little rollers under the heat lamps for entirely too long because nobody ever buys them."

He rubs his chin in thought. "But not like an Anthony Wiener, or a Harvey Wiener. You don't whip me out at parties or send pics of me to harass people. But I guess I'm definitely not something anyone wants to see whipped out, so in that respect I'm kind of similar?"