HEY NOW, tiny narrative words! First of all, we'd totally do that here too BUT we are lazy and that requires some html and extra pinky motions for the brackets. Don't judge us. And SECOND, newbie whaaaaaat. We were totally a day one app!! Or Day two. Or something. Look, we were an early adopter alright. RESPECT.
(Her player is a mod lady. I think the respect should be flowing from us to her.)
Well. Whatever. FINE. We can still grumble about being called a newbie. JEAN wouldn't call us a newbie!
(Low blow? Maybe? idek)
Anyways, Deadpool watches the lady of class move on. For a few moments, his expression is unreadable. Of course, you'd think most expressions would be unreadable through a mask, but he was a comic book character. Their mask eyes always did improbable things. Selina knew. She was boinking Batman. Those white sharp triangle eye slits had to turn into big old white circles when he was-
"WHOA! Let's keep it PG or something. No smut in our thread with the pu-"
Oh. Ahem. Right. Yes. That was about to get steamy. And you were about to get vulgar. Anyways. A slow grin starts to light up his features as she saunters away, and when she's sufficiently out of sight behind a few wandering bodies, he pulls her wallet out of a pocket and starts counting what he's scored. There was more than one way to be a master thief, and just because Deadpool's wasn't as classy as Selina's didn't mean it wasn't effective. Stimulate the local economy? How about stimulate Deadpool.
"Didn't we say no smut?"
Oh yes. Phrasing.
Also, this isn't godmoding or anything. It's highly likely the best thief in the entire DC universe will notice she's one wallet lighter in 3, 2...
Pfff He deserves it!
(Her player is a mod lady. I think the respect should be flowing from us to her.)
Well. Whatever. FINE. We can still grumble about being called a newbie. JEAN wouldn't call us a newbie!
(Low blow? Maybe? idek)
Anyways, Deadpool watches the lady of class move on. For a few moments, his expression is unreadable. Of course, you'd think most expressions would be unreadable through a mask, but he was a comic book character. Their mask eyes always did improbable things. Selina knew. She was boinking Batman. Those white sharp triangle eye slits had to turn into big old white circles when he was-
"WHOA! Let's keep it PG or something. No smut in our thread with the pu-"
Oh. Ahem. Right. Yes. That was about to get steamy. And you were about to get vulgar. Anyways. A slow grin starts to light up his features as she saunters away, and when she's sufficiently out of sight behind a few wandering bodies, he pulls her wallet out of a pocket and starts counting what he's scored. There was more than one way to be a master thief, and just because Deadpool's wasn't as classy as Selina's didn't mean it wasn't effective. Stimulate the local economy? How about stimulate Deadpool.
"Didn't we say no smut?"
Oh yes. Phrasing.
Also, this isn't godmoding or anything. It's highly likely the best thief in the entire DC universe will notice she's one wallet lighter in 3, 2...