This is why PM is here to broaden your horizons, dear Saxsice! We here in the narrative department of Deadpool would like you to consider - how cool would it be to say you ate the majestic hearts of huge fucking mantis people??? Man, do you KNOW how great it is when we get to chat with other interesting narrations? This is wonderful.

As if he's able to read her narration (and maybe he is), he actually responds, "Okay, so I don't have tiny guns. They made me leave my tommy gun that the gangsters provided me with before I blew them up on the boat. BUT. I might have a plan once we figure out what's doing the bad stuff here." A pause, as if he's letting her respond. "Yeah yeah I know. I play around with knowing what's going on in the narration, but I have to play nice when it comes to not knowing too much about the plot. That wouldn't be fun anyway. I have NO IDEA what we're facing. But I DO know that if you can bite one of their weapons away from them, I can use it! Or if they have no weapons, splinter off a bone for me or something. On the last island, I bashed off my own arm to have a bone weapon. The sharp edge of a broken bone can do a lot to fuck people up, you know. Especially if it's long enough."

Was he tormenting her for being unable to talk by giving her a bajillion openings? Maaaybe. We've established that he's terrible.